WOW!!!!This Texan don't mess around.I do not recommend calling him a gay cowboy!!!I heard someone yelling down the road...INCOMING and the mail lady lobes a package at me going about 90 in her little mail truck!!!I open with a bit of hesitance,There is a bunch of things to defuse in there!!!

I start out telling the wife to not look LOL!!!
I get a bow of peanut M&M's
Box of Jolly Rancher Gummies
Maverick pocker cards
2 code blue Rip it's
2 Slim Jims
Black ops head band



Then the funny chit!!!
1 bottle of Johnson's baby lotion(kinda small bottle LOL)
15 pack of wet ones
THE Brokeback mountain DVD!!! (OK OK I GIVE!!!)
And the stinger!!!A Studs in Spurs calender!!!EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




But than there is the GOOD STUFF!!!!!!
I open a cardboard box and find
Grayclif G2
3 Black Ops
and 2 La Bombas!!!
Than there is this wooden box that says open last??????????
I confused and scared to oped after the DVD and calender.
So I proceed with caution and HOLY COWBOYS!!!!5 MORE La Bombas!!!!!!!
Paul you are awesome!!!!Only thing that would have made this better is if the calender would have been Midget cowboys!!!LMAO!!!!


Thanks Bro this was very cool and funny as hell!!!!Thanks for the smokes and laughs!!!

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Well played by the Gay Cowboy Indeed!

Paul's gay? Good for you, don't live your life hidden in a closet. And nice hiy

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I tried to find the midget one but couldn't lol but at least you can give the capa see to your wife or on of her friends lol