Ran over anything interesting lately?

I don't mean to hit any of God's little creatures but there was this squirrel the other day on the way home from work.

Thump... Thump.. One thump maybe I would have got out and checked on him, but two....

In the last week.

one racoon. Two opossums. A dog, cat, rabbit, and a squirrel.

I hope that the hindus are not right, and I killed my grandparents.

Just part of living in a rural area. I killed 6 deer, with my previous vehicle, much less the numerous other critters. Hell, I even hit an emu once!!!

LOL

Guess what's for dinner??? lol

How did the chicken cross the road????? He didn't if he was in Arkansas. LOL Got one on the way home. It has half a can of beer up it's butt, and cooking over a Oak/Hickory fire. LOL

I guess I just confirmed, all ya'll yankees, preconceptions of Arkansas???? Huh????

Besides, it fell off the Tyson Truck, so it is chock full of the growth hormones and steriods, required to keep a fella healthy. I still don't remember 12 year olds, with double Ds, when I was in junior high???? Though there were a couple of sixth graders, but they were 17.

OK I have been enough entertainment for tonight.

Some of the preceeding post is bull****, the rest is fact. It is up to you, to discern the difference.

Have a great day.

Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)

A pigeon dive bombed my car head-on once while doing about 80 mph on the interstate ...

... when i looked in my rearview mirror, it looked like the car behind me was in a huge cloud of thick smoke (feathers).

You guys are horrible...enjoying killing an animal with a 2500 lb car...

Charlie

ComeOn Charlie.

Lighten Up.

Just funnin

Well, for the most part.

Dave (A.K.A Homebrew)

Dave

Sorry, I am a puss when it comes to hurting any animals...except for rats...LOL! My family (from Mississippi) all hunters, but me, they took me and got mad at me for shooting over the heads of deer and scaring them away...LOL

Charlie

DDandB............ If only one thump you get out and finish the job..... Squirrels are nasty little creatures , they carry the Plague , And will eat almost anything. One got in my car under the hood once and the Bastage ate through 17 wires in my main wire harness.

Squirrels are fair game! But thay taste nasty , so don't save any for the the road kill of the day menu.

LOL....

TUC

I killed a turkey once.......ate him.

On TWO occasions, I came upon deer then had been hit but were still alive.

In both cases, I dispatched them humanely and took'em home.

I once ran into a white cow in my chevy s10 pickup, i hit his face with the front of my truck, he ruined the front quater and the rear fender when he swung sideways and collided with my truck, but the cow was fine i think, it walked away and i kept going.

Years ago I hit a St. Bernard. Smashed out a headlight on my car but he was fine.

'..I hope that the hindus are not right, and I killed my grandparents..'

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Just plain funny.

Looks like Andy could have killed AND eaten his grandparents!

I hit a cow once. Came over the hill and there were about 50 of them in the road. I didn't want to go careening trough them so I aimed at on that was in the middle and hit it good. It flew about 20 feet, fell on it’s side and slid another 15 feet (leaving a hair and blood trail on the road). My full sized van broke in two behind the driver's seat. The cow was ugly from then on but fine. I had paid 200$ for the van and the cow's insurance paid out 2200$. LOL

That brings back a funny memory of my Mother swerving to miss a turtle in the road. Scared the Hell out of me! Ever since then if I cannot stop I hit any animal so unfortunate to be in the road straight on.

One of the scarriest memories of a lifetime on big bikes was the night I hit an armadillo at about 65 mph. I was very fortunate that I hit him square on. I went right over him, thump thump, but those were some mighty harsh thumps.

It felt like I had hit a solid rock, the size of a television. I finally got it slowed down and to a stop, and I was shaking. The big old armadillo just got up, kind of of shook himself, and waddled off.

The bike was big and heavy, and the front shocks handled it, but it felt like my whole body would be sore. I was surprised I had any fillings left in my teeth.

Tuck

I was riding along one day on my old bike and took a friggin robin right in the chest at about 80mph. It knocked me onto the back seat and made the bike kinda fly out of control but I was still holding on. Luckily I got the bike back under control. It was a hell of a bloody feathery mess and anyone with a bike can relate how bad it hurt since they have been hit by bee's and what not. It was like a bat to the chest. I ran out of gas about 2 minutes later and ended up pushing my bike down the highway to the next exit. The looks I got coming in there were priceless pasted with feathers and guts.

Rug you dipstick!

You had me thinking why your van would not start. And that whole time you knew why…no not the cow… You paid $200 for the heap, years ago!!!

Homey, Now i know why your going into the BBQue Business!

Free Meat!

Fellas, no matter how good a deal pigs feet is...its still pigs feet.