Oh come on, fess up vfr...
The only reason your piercing is where it is is because you were going to get your ear pierced and were afraid it would hurt too much and you flinched big time! : )
There's a SubWay across the street, apparently the mananger liked piercings, it looked like a mosh pit. It started with one lady with excessive ear (10/per) and nose piercings and then more and more were hired. When they got to the ones wih the lip piercings I stopped buying their food. Went in with a friend later when she wanted a sub and there were two with the chains from their lip to their ear. Evidently it's under new management, because the line is again stretching out the door and someone at work said it was "safe" to go there.
On women, ears are fine, belly's ok on appropriately proportioned women (ok, hot), nose never, on privates I don't care because I don't see them. A tongue piercing is ok if they keep their mouth shut so I don't have to see it. On some women, earrings actually make them look very sexy.
On men, an ear is ok, but doesn't add anything. I agree with the Ford and Bradley comment, too contrived.
I had my ear pierced back in 1982, before it was trendy. The Bucky Badger earring went well at football games, other than that it was a small stud. On occasion, it was a hand-grenade - when someone needed to be annoyed...this is Madison, after all.