-Ate grilled chicken AND green veggies.

-Went walking after dinner.

What the hell is wrong with me?!

I'm having a beer, trying compensate for my troubling behavior earlier, but I still don't feel quite right.

Help!

TUC

take an asprin.... you'll feel better,

but don't call me in the morning.....

I sit down to wizz in the middle of the night and every morning.....

THEN... and only then.... do I think about porn...

The next thing you know you'll be getting 8 hours sleep a night and drinking 8 glasses of water a day.

Next time you get this urge go eat 2 Big Macs and a double order of fries then lay down for a nap.

Voila'... A Homer J Simpson special.

I tried sitting down to pee once........I fell asleep

I'm not doing that again, after I woke up I couldnt walk for 1/2 an hour, cause my legs went numb...

Tank

How else would you do it?

You guys are too funny.

Tank

Waffle mix

1 package caramels

liquid smoke

(pour in waffle iron)

1 stick of butter

(wrap waffle around butter stick, insert toothpick and eat)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..............fattening.

I've decided that every food is either a vegetable or a salad. A salad is any combination of two or more vegetables.

For a vegetable example, lets look at rib-eye steak, one of my favorites. Its really a vegetable. How? Steak comes from cows. Cows eat vegetables. Steak is a vegetable.

For a salad example, lets look at chocolate milkshakes, another of my favorites. Milk and cream come from cows and cows eat vegetables. Milk and cream are vegetables. Chocolate and sugar come from plants which are vegetables.

Fried pork tenderloin sandwich - salad. Deep fried twinkie or mars bar - salad. Corn chips with guacamole - salad.

Once you embrace the "everything is a salad" lifestyle, eating right becomes much easier.