Take some cut strawberries, grapes, blue berries, and any other fruit you enjoy into a large glass bowl....

Sprinkle a light amount of regular suger over them.... cover and throw in the fridge. They Masurate,,,,, (No T in this word!)

Come back 3 or 4 hours latter.... and the syrup is aweome! Stir it all around and it makes a nice and healthy desert..... Soo Yummy!

Yeah,I mis-read the topic,LOL. X

Dammit!

I just masturbated............when you actually were suggesting that I "macerate".

Well...........OK..........I'll find something to eat.........I doubt the wife will fix it for me NOW though.

She is RIGHT about this forum being wierd.

Mmmm, and the syrup and fruit go very nicely on waffles....

J.Redleg.... you amaze me with your knowledge....!!

THEY ARE GREAT ON WAFFLES! Dang!

As for Andy.... I hope it wasn't on the friut...

That's not syrup in that bowl!

I do the same for strawberry shortcake.......yummy!

Minimum 3x a day,wheather I need it or not!!! Whats fruit have too do w it???

Cyclman the word is mascerate.....lmao!!!

Damn....I fell for it again!

Well, Cycleman, how's about a nice Freudian slip to start your day?

mascerate... maserbate..... potato ... pa'tato...

220 .... 221 ... what ever it takes....

It's all good.... if it feels good.... eat it!

On waffles!

I masurbated on someone waffles once.

I think it was blueberry

Dan Quyale...I thougth the kid had taught you better.

"It's all good.... if it feels good.... eat it!" - Cycleman

No thanks bro! You keep THAT waffle. I find THAT one unpalletable. (Not that there's anything wrong with that) LOL!!!

a little word play huh.

boy did i get THAT one wrong!

um... nothing...

nine

Pancakes!

Cello on!

Over bid!

Oh, those are other forums, sorry.

and cream all over the top

My loving gourmet cook wife educated me to the real term some years ago. To this day, to her dismay, she comes home from work and I proudly announce "I have fresh strawberries jerking off in the 'fridge."