Butt was itching all last night, so I'm gonna treat myself this morning.

You are in serious need of a good manicurist, brother Mike !
Is all that stuff under your fingernails from scratching your itchy butt last night ? 🤦

O my.......







U playin wit da dirty girls again

He obviously took Cheryl Crow WAAAAAY too seriously about the whole TP thingy.....use as much as you like brother........they'll make more



[sarcasm]



SOoooo how was da Piggy anyway?

Nice way to kick your day off.

Man who go to bed with itchy azzhole wake up with stinky fingers......

Damn turtles need a bath holmes.

Took my brother's dog to the vet today so I thought I would parlay the dog visit with a medical inquiry. The vet said I may have worms. There was a little dried blood on the cuticle of my middle finger. Funny because usually my underwear is relatively clean. Seems to only happen when I eat spicy food. The cigar was quite good despite the lingering aroma of sour cheddar cheese and spoiled ground beef.

Thats an awesome smoke! Had my hand on a box once, got to smoke one and gift a few. Had about 6 left in my humidor when I left for Korea. Sadly my soon to be x-wife ruined the others along few a few other good smokes. But I and all that I gifted enjoyed the hell outta them!

next time use toilet paper when you wipe.

noobs....

LMAO! too funny... I shoulda knowed... you're a prize. Your wife must fall to her knees with tears of joy every day.[-o<

LOL!

She does indeed Mr. Charm, but is rather upset that my hygiene isn't what it should be at this stage in our marriage. If I don't get my act together soon, she'll stop purchasing antibacterial cleaning products and let me suffer alone at the "hands" of my unusual scratching habits.

Let's hope the guy or gal who rolled that thing had cleaner hands. TCB.