"..don't be telling me about foot messages, I'm the foot f*cking Master. Got my technique down and everything. I don't be tickling or nothing.."

"foot message"?

"..you were saying something about best intentions.."

"..say what again! Say what again, I dare you.."

one of my favorites.

"..pack of Red Apples.."

"..filters?"

"..nah..."

I knew you'd get it right away, Andy. I'm trying to stay away from the giveaway lines. Make it a bit of a challenge for the kids.

"..gimme three grams of the Madman.."

"... warm.. warmer......... Disco."

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee

Aw hell, I think you gave it away now.

Then again, there are only 4 people on the boards this evening, so maybe its best to take me out of my misery.

Finding Nemo?

JJ is close.

"..Tony Rocky Horror fell out of a window.."

"..that's one way of saying it.."

".. when you litle scamps get together, you're worse than a sewing circle.."

".. that was f&*king trippy.."

Well... I DID see a movie tonight.... but did not maserbate......... and fruit....

BUTT.... would let 8 play with my feet...

Here kittykittykitty,,,,,

"i think i cracked a rib."

"giving me oral pleasures?"

"...you okay?"

"...Nah... I'm pretty f***in' far from okay."

gay love