Last year I bought a cemetary plot for my wife's birthday. This year I gave her nothing. When she asked me why, I replied, as I lit a Padron, "You didn't use the present I gave you last year so I didn't see the purpose of giving you another present." And then the fight started....! [sarcasm]

QMPASH wrote:

Last year I bought a cemetary plot for my wife's birthday. This year I gave her nothing. When she asked me why, I replied, "You didn't use the present I gave you last year so I didn't see the purpose of giving you another present." And then the fight started....! [sarcasm]

QMPASH wrote:

After 2yrs and 19 posts… that's the best you can come up with???

cacman wrote:

+1 and in the wrong forum!! You need to pickup your game. [ram27bat]

Buckwheat wrote:

don't heckle him Carl... I wanna see him do the one about the twelve inch pianist...

opelmanta1900 wrote:

I guess some people just don't have a sense of humor. By the way, I have nowhere near 19 posts. You must be confusing me with someone else.

QMPASH wrote: