I arrive the Post Office with a large smile on my face when my First Sgt informed me that I had 2 packages.
Upon opening the front door I see the mail clerks shuttering in terror... all with a 5 mile stare.
I help the first young Airman to her feet when she hands me 2 parcels; one inscribed, "From Hillbilly" and another bearing WeaponsX's Taxidermy mark... before I can get another word from her, she collapses.
Hillbilly hits me with:
The Log: 7x70 (nh) I'm quite scared of this thing. It's a monster!
2x Garo Double Maduro (nh)
2x Isla del Sol - one of the few infused I still enjoy
2x El Mejor Espresso (nh) very dark and looks tasty
1x 5 Vegas High Primings
1x Augusto Reyes nativo (nh)
and several drink mixes. I especially liked the ones with Vitamin C! I had to stop one of my troops from snorting the freeze-dried coffee mix... [gonzo]
I believe the box from WeaponX was still moving when it arrived the Post Office, obviously causing severe damage to the poor, poor postal clerks. He destroys me with:
1x bag of elk jerkey
1x bag of antelope jerkey
1x WeaponX golf towel
5x custom banded "WeaponX" stogies - The Willy smokes that I've read so much about?
3x Perdomo 2 (nh) love box press and maduros
2x CAO Connecticuts - I have a good friend that love these
5x JM's Dominican Corojo's (nh)
Excellent hit Josh and Kevin! Expect retalliation!
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Sunday, April 6, 2014 7:51:37 AM |
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