opelmanta1900
Wednesday, August 27, 2014 9:52:03 PM
This morning I watched the woman in front of me at the grocery store purchase 8 large cans of baked beans and 4 boxes of extra strength sleeping pills...
robertsccr5
Wednesday, August 27, 2014 9:57:14 PM
Preparing for Z-day. Beans to eat, sleeping pills to get through the nights of listening to the lifeless moaning of walking corpses smelling of decaying flesh.
Thunder.Gerbil
Wednesday, August 27, 2014 10:41:59 PM
No laxatives? Fail.
frozenphoenix1
Wednesday, August 27, 2014 11:05:04 PM
You need laxatives after that many beans?
opelmanta1900
Wednesday, August 27, 2014 11:05:44 PM
that's what I was gonna ask...
Thunder.Gerbil
Wednesday, August 27, 2014 11:10:29 PM

You need laxatives after that many beans?

frozenphoenix1 wrote:

I'm not interested in if she can sleep though the sound of her own farts.

I want action. Gritty, dirty, raw, action.

"Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time." -TW

teedubbya
Wednesday, August 27, 2014 11:13:16 PM
Lol. I actually have said that before.
frozenphoenix1
Wednesday, August 27, 2014 11:15:19 PM
Im pretty sure something will be gritty, raw and dirty if she eats all the beans and 5 of those sleeping pills.

It's like colon russian roulette.

Will she wake up in a bed of $h!t or manage to zombie to the toilet?

teedubbya
Wednesday, August 27, 2014 11:23:00 PM
Maybe she lost a bet and her husband expected anal tonight.
Thunder.Gerbil
Wednesday, August 27, 2014 11:24:43 PM

Maybe she lost a bet and her husband expected anal tonight.

teedubbya wrote:

Nah, no one mentioned sugar-free gummi bears.

teedubbya
Wednesday, August 27, 2014 11:26:23 PM
Olestra outrage!

Oh wait that's chips.