from the bronx and stuck in texas, that explains everything.
you can't get a decent pizza or bagel west of the hudson.
the people in texas are hard to understand. they call it cafe instead of caufee. they say three instead of tree. they call a maulted a shake. the deli's serve corned beef with mayo.
devil dogs and my-t-fine chocolate pudding, fugedaboutit.
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