This is the unofficial CBID newspaper. It is a contest. Rules:

1) Register one complaint maximum a week to enter
2) Try not to respond to other peoples' complaints it will make reading complaints tough for the picker
3) The chooser of the best complaint chooses who it was on a Friday
4) The person chosen becomes the chooser on the following Friday
5) Repeat numbers 4 and 5

Side notes:

Careful who you pick as the complainer of the week. If you don't trust someone to keep the game going then don't pick them.

Obviously, if no one posts a complaint then the person on Thursday night that realizes that can complain about no complaints and automatically win.

WINNER'S GETS:

At least a 7 pack that comes with a dud to ok smoke and a HOLY SMOKES smoke!!!!

I will be the first to pick the complainer of the week next Friday and I will ship the first 7.

GOOD LUCK and please don't make this harder for the person to dig through complaints to choose from by complaining too many times. Personally, I won't choose you if you do.

I won't pick myself but here's a complaint that made me think of the game:

I forget not to fart before I sit down. Yes, then I sit where my butt just was...roses I tell ya!

You know what really grinds my gears?

This thread.

See ya next week this guy already won

See this is what gets me. Prematurely awarding winners to stupid contests, developed to draw attention to oneself, and doing it by awarding to the first one to actually complain in the thread.

Is that a complaint cause I think Jamie still has it.

I also hate when I smoke an unbanded cigar, give a great review, and the guy who knows what I smoked is busy judging damn complaints in a silly thread. ..


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Now that was funny

Can I complain someone actually started a complaint thread???
Do we really have much to complain about?
Or are we each blessed in our own way?

Look at what Numi, FGM, and silent others are going through.
And you want to complain???
Phfffft!

I think Jamie already took this complaint. . . 🍺 🍺


I think I'll complain that you didn't catch that. [sarcasm]

I hate it when I shart.

so do we. . .

Sharting is the coolest. Your not cool unless you shart

My complaint, that somebody actually believes this.


Smoking a old Papa Fritas. Not sure how old but it was the first box sold at xyz Smoke Shop. It aged gracefully.


A papa frita!!!!

I like my French fries fresh out of the deep fryer.

Fat chicks are a drag...


wheel,,

Saw you posted and thought it would be something to do with gates...too soon? Good to see you back to normal on here at least

Cause you can't lift them.... LoL

I'd like to complain about zoo's who's gates fall down and fail to keep wombats where they belong! Under... I mean behind bars!

Ha !
Thanks Bro !
I actually was up on my crutches for almost 30 min straight today.

My leg swelled all up like crazy and hurts but I gotta try to get on with it,,,
Needless to say, IF I banged a fat broad she'd have to ride the Bologna (Balooney)Pony,,,

I am a damaged,,
8-[

wheel,