So allong about Thanksgiving I picked up a wandering noob looking for a trade. His first 4 er was a smackdown with 11 cigars and sent me reeling because I told him not to try and impress me, and of course low and behold he sent an almost elite box. I survived and chastized him, and turned around and blew the screen off his porch door. What else would any self respecting Vet do. [ram27bat]

Soooo... I posted a message about bombing the crew of the St Pauli Girl. My guys needed a lot more in their humidor than I had supplied so far, and I mentioned to not throw away anything, just send your unwanted extras our way for the crew, and being a good noob, he read and dropped a few our way.

Like Holy Sh*t Batman look at the friggin bomb that took not only the whole porch off but knocked me and Dale on our butts. Now tell me that isn't a Noob to be proud of. This guy does not play around. He is in the Navy and understands the need for a cigar at times, and geez did he smack the daylights out of my crew.

There are:
17 Gurkhas,
21 Indian Tabacs,
9 Graycliffs,
5 5 Vegas gold in 2 sizes
5 1868s
11 assorted labels I am not familiar with
A whole box of....sheesh I could not read the label there was a flood in my eyes, Yellow box, and

We were joking around about getting some Cu Avana Punisher's to give to the greedy Customs agents in the small countries where I go. I thought what a joke it would be to leave a humidor lying around full of those and let them experience hell for stealing my cigars, So what does Ryan do, he sends me a whole box of Punisher's.


OMG is this the best Noob in the world or what? My crew are going to Pass out when they see this generous bomb, and oh Yea on the left side of the picture you might notice a rare Gurkha coniac infused tubo For the Captain..This kid knows how to rock the boat. 🇨🇮

112 cigars in one bomb, from one generous BOTL of the Year.

Thanks Mountain Man, Dale said someone was finally able to make me speechless. I was tongue tied for an hour.

I Think Ryan has dropped the gauntlet for those thinking about sending a few sticks to the crew. HAHAH Dale said he thinks we have to build a bigger Humidor safe room.

Don't sucker away all those Pvnishers. After the initial pepper, they actually turn into a nice medium cigar. Can be an enjoyable smoke, when you don't want anything fancy.


Very generous!!

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Yep I think so.