What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I
sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep
thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The
reason I said that instead of saying
'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'. At that point I
would have to explain that men are
deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful
than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy
getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up
with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is
the reason for my conclusion. A year
or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have
another child." On the other hand, you
never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the
nuts." I rest my case.
Time for another beer.
