TB , Typhoid ?

thrombocytopenia

pancreatitus(sp?)is my new favorite.

My ex wife is about to die from it.

mono

Easy, hearing loss. If you call it a disease. I call it a blessing. You see, I've only lost my high pitch hearing. Think about that. Who in your life has a high pitch voice? Especially when angry?

That's right. I get to ignore my wife...and get away with it! Yippeee!

Tourette's Syndrome.

The ticks aren't a bunch of fun, but the profane outbursts at inoportune moments is high humor.

When I move to my next job, during the interview, I'm going to tell them I'm afflicted with it.

Boss: Russ?

Russ: Yes?

Boss: I need you to come in on Saturday.

Russ: Mmmmmmmmm (huff huff.. puff) BITC! CU! ****

You get the picture.

E.S.S

(Johnny Dangerously)

alcoholism....what do I win

Diseases are just one of many of God's magnificent creations. I don't know how to pick just one as a favorite but I would think AIDS will get some votes.

Toxoplasmosis

Coronary Thrombosis

you boner

Pablo

Boners aren't diseases, unless they last longer than 5 hours. Yeah, I know, highly unlikely. And, the cure is warm water, not cold.

oh, you meant Jack was a boner...

Cranialrectumosis

by far the sickest thread I have ever read :-S

its a Tie Btw Ebola and that flesh eating strep. You have to appreciate a disease that just liquifies you.

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Author: BeatDragon Date: 06/19/2006 11:41 AM

Cranialrectumosis

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I've met more people afflicted with this than with any other two diseases combined ... can't say that the fact it's so common makes it my favorite, but ...

alcoholism

Nymphomania 🙂