Going off the rails on the crazy train

I'm playing air guitar right now .. . ..

I'm whackin off.

I'm working the front desk today because someone called in sick and I'm on light duty. Maybe you're on to something. ...

I have a box of gloves, a container of SUPER Sani-cloths, Wendy's BBQ sauce and 3 printer cartridges around me. This could work....

Don't use the glove on your hand. Just use one of the fingers and snap the others.