Burner02
Thursday, February 19, 2015 3:51:00 PM
I just received an audit on my tax return for 2013 from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"

I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate." and 1 useless President.

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO the heck DID I MISS?

🌫

jetblasted
Thursday, February 19, 2015 4:19:13 PM
All the "Birth Tourists" who fly here to have their babies . . .
dstieger
Thursday, February 19, 2015 4:20:27 PM
me and TW
teedubbya
Thursday, February 19, 2015 5:12:19 PM
And the first few times this has been posted.

Signed an angry woman (or something like that)

Burner02
Thursday, February 19, 2015 5:19:43 PM

And the first few times this has been posted.

Signed an angry woman (or something like that)

teedubbya wrote:

Not enough outrage.

delta1
Thursday, February 19, 2015 6:22:19 PM
All the corporate fat cats who park their profits in off-shore accounts to avoid paying their taxes...all the while using the benefits of the U.S.A. infrastructure that allows them to earn the profit: education system, postal system, telecommunications, internet, transportation system, civil court system, power and water systems, U.S. military, police, fire and paramedic systems...
jackconrad
Thursday, February 19, 2015 11:26:07 PM
You forgot to deduct the Humidors..