MACS
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Friday, February 27, 2015 9:12:05 AM
You're killin' me...

My brother Thunder Gerbil can help you guys out, for a nominal fee of course. Have your people call my people.

What has been going on? The site has been loading slower than molasses in Green Bay.

wheelrite
Friday, February 27, 2015 10:24:25 AM
Net Neutrality,,,,

wheel,,

charliebarr
Friday, February 27, 2015 11:53:30 AM
Is not just Green Bay ..Been very hard to get on sporadically in va. also...I'm sure they shall get it fixed...
Hillbillyjosh770
Friday, February 27, 2015 12:04:15 PM
It's a nationwide out break..... There is a glitch in the Matrix....some azzhat took the red pill.
jackconrad
Friday, February 27, 2015 12:06:50 PM
North Korea Is Attacking CBID !!
danmdevries
Friday, February 27, 2015 12:08:37 PM
Ever since the new smilies it seems.

Not unlike the server overload that fluffy caused last year.

ZRX1200
Friday, February 27, 2015 12:09:05 PM
^ I raised this possibility too, I dunno.
DrMaddVibe
Friday, February 27, 2015 12:13:41 PM
You get the CBid you deserve![whip]
bgz
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Friday, February 27, 2015 12:15:11 PM
Doubt the smileys caused it.

My guess is some random commonly used ajax call has a bug causing it to hang and in turn is chewing up the servers' max connections.

Freefalls maybe?

Hillbillyjosh770
Friday, February 27, 2015 12:16:27 PM
What did fluffy nutz do I missed it
charliebarr
Friday, February 27, 2015 12:17:19 PM
Hillbilly your not supposed to tell that.......Now you will be targeted....yep

Shall the truth really be know.......KOMBAT DID IT.....ABSOLUTELY SURE OF IT

Hillbillyjosh770
Friday, February 27, 2015 12:18:52 PM
Might explain to me why fluff is Mia?
Buddha Daddy
Friday, February 27, 2015 12:32:50 PM
Too many "Charlie" post for the server to handle!
Hillbillyjosh770
Friday, February 27, 2015 12:37:29 PM
Lol!

Charlie byte my server!!

charliebarr
Friday, February 27, 2015 1:33:41 PM
No,no.,and hellll no. Wasn't me!!!!

Oh and hellll no

danmdevries
Friday, February 27, 2015 1:37:29 PM

What did fluffy nutz do I missed it

Hillbillyjosh770 wrote:

last summer he bombed a thread with innumerable animated smilies, and any time someone would access or attempt to access that thread, it would cause connection timeouts for everyone

Dunno where he's been though, dont think he's banned.

But the timing of the most recent slow down seemed to be around the time the new slightly more data intense smilies were rolled out. I dont think the forums are allocated very much of the servers resources as evidenced by high traffic slowdowns and the great fluffy crash last year.

Just my uneducated guess.

frozenphoenix1
Friday, February 27, 2015 1:51:37 PM
Servers are struggling to run spell check on Charlies posts... gotta be it!
Buddha Daddy
Friday, February 27, 2015 2:05:55 PM
[argh]

Servers are struggling to run spell check on Charlies posts... gotta be it!

frozenphoenix1 wrote:

ZRX1200
Friday, February 27, 2015 2:22:10 PM
Frozenphoenix1 you sir have WON the internet for today.
charliebarr
Friday, February 27, 2015 2:23:13 PM

Servers are struggling to run spell check on Charlies posts... gotta be it!

frozenphoenix1 wrote:

Totally impossible.....I'm sure I spelled hellll and no right....yep checked it twice

Thx for the support zrx 29