During his physical examination, a doctor asked a retired man about his physical activity level.
The man said he spent 3 days a week, every week in the outdoors.
"Well, yesterday afternoon was typical; I took a five-hour walk, about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain.
“I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through 2 miles of brambles.
“I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I barely avoided stepping on a snake.
“I climbed several rocky hills. I went to the bathroom behind some big trees.
“I ran away from an irate mother bear and then ran away from an angry bull elk.
“The mental stress of it all left me shattered.
“At the end of it all, I drank 3 glasses of Scotch.”
Amazed by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoor man!"
“No," the man replied, "I'm just a really, really sh*tty golfer."
