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Got a fart in a jar for trade, just to keep this legit.

need help hit your Life Alert button. lol

I did

Need help fillin out the humi?

It's aleady full..... I'm serious, I need some help.

I have room.

Iffin' I wasn't so far away I'd help you look for your glasses and car keys. 🤦

I got a jar

thank you for the PM Mike. I would have thought this thread was just for fun.

Hmmm

You fuggers!!! Mikey needs or help. Pm his arsecoal!

I hav extra fart jar;)

Thanks Josh

Jar full?

Ya, it's clouding up.


Many Thanks to all that are jumping in on this!

Hopefully im not making it worse 😉

Thanks for the PM Mikey -

Done - on it's way this morning - 🍺 - hard to keep in the jar, but got er done!

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Take a whiff - see if it's done yet!!

WHAT DA!

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RY

Mikey....Got your PM.....who would have thought there would be so much interest in your FIJ (Fart in jar)? I trust you stored in jar properly.

Farts have a higher specific gravity than ordinary air but have expanding properties. When storing for proper aging, insure it is not contaminated by fresh air. After the fart is placed in the jar (veeeerry carefully), the lid should be unscrewed slightly to allow escape of any fresh air remaining as the fart commences its expansion phase. As the fart expands from the bottom of the jar, wait until it is the fart is first detected escaping from the lid/jar interface (we call this the leading fartal front). You will need to use you olfactory skills to detect the critical moment. Then quickly screw the lid shut (a wax seal gives extra protection).

Mikey has done this before but the above is for those of you who want to learn.

P.S. FIJ needs to be added to acronyms list.