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Bur
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

11 years ago

OK, help a n00b out here-just searched for "lancero" on the auctions, and the AB Texas Lancero came up:

http://www.cigarbid.com/Auction/Lot/2022039/Alec-Bradley-Texas-Lancero-Single/

I know all you Texans will claim everything is bigger in Texas, but a 7x70 being called a lancero?

This is almost as bad as all the weird naming conventions instead of just saying corona, robusto, churchill etc.

C'mon Man!

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sd72
Herf-A-Holic

11 years ago

There's a few threads right now about 'Texas people' and the dumb **** they do. This ain't even top 1,000,000.

danmdevries
Herf-A-Holic

11 years ago

What would a Florida lancero look like? A culebra?

sd72
Herf-A-Holic

11 years ago

A Florida lancero hails from Haiti, and is aged in the ocean tied to an old inner tube.

JKilburn
Herf-A-Holic

11 years ago

Steve is on top of his game today. Kudos to you sir!

cacman
Herf-A-Holic

11 years ago

Monica likes it!

Whistlebritches
Herf-A-Holic

11 years ago

You said it all when you said Alec Bradley..............marketing that makes one spew forth every time I read their ad copy,inferior tobacco/horrid blending.A 7x70 is a dilldoe .........not a lancero.

As for the Texas part......I have no idea if the Alec Bradley brand is some how associated with Texas or this is just more 3 Stooges marketing idiocy.

For those haters that must say something about Texas..........look around,that business that up and left.Yep they just showed up down here.BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ron

Edited by user 11 years ago | Reason: Not specified

shaun341
Herf-A-Holic

11 years ago

It's a dinkbat lancero. He loves big sticks in his mouth.

sd72
Herf-A-Holic

11 years ago

Rom, that's what we do around here. Pick, poke, and otherwise make fun of each other for no reason. Now watch that Texas size ego around door jambs, and stuff.

Whistlebritches
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11 years ago

#10

Rom, that's what we do around here. Pick, poke, and otherwise make fun of each other for no reason. Now watch that Texas size ego around door jambs, and stuff.

sd72 wrote:

Ummm yea I been here awhile........I'm a charter member of the official CBID Azzhat Fraternity.

It really is hard to keep a Texas ego in check.........you know being from Texas and all.

Ron

mikey1597
Herf-A-Holic

11 years ago

#11

Je dois un grand coq Texas, Y'all

sd72
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11 years ago

#12

No love for the Rom reference?

Whistlebritches
Herf-A-Holic

11 years ago

#13

No love for the Rom reference?

sd72 wrote:

Oh hell.......I missed it.My drunken alter ego.

Rom

stogiemonger
Herf-A-Holic

11 years ago

#14

We call hardhead catfish, Texas trout, here. Seems logical to me.

tamapatom
Herf-A-Holic

11 years ago

#15

Lancero? And what would a Texas grande look like?.......see my avatar.

theboss928
Enthusiast

11 years ago

#16

We do love our outrageous sized cigars down here in Texas. I've got a Texas Lancero that I may be sparking up tonight. We got a lot of H Town Lanceros and such as well which aren't as ridiculous as the Texas Lancero's 7x70.