old pickup trucks..

Slow-movin' trains..

and rain..

I love little country streams,

sleep without dreams..

Sunday school in May..

and hay... :-"

Lanceros

Sunsets

Pooping on tiger's lawn

My platinum membership

My wife and our family.

wheel,

blech!

He's dreamy.

screwing with newbs.

Gettin' cut with glass

Sniffin' my cocaine

and pain

I like noses full of snot

Dead things when they rot

Belchin' just for fun

and scum

And I like you, too

I like smackin' little boys

Breakin' all their toys

Needles in my arm

and harm

I like spearin' little dogs

Eatin' little frogs

Screamin' in the night

and fright

And I like you, too

I like knuckles when they pop

Screamin' at a cop

Bugs around my ears

and tears

I like steppin' on a nail

Spittin' in a pail

Cookin' me a rat

and bats

And I like you, too

I like lizards in the grass

Smelling' raunchy gas

Slippin' on some ice

and lice

I like catchin' me the flu

Snails in a stew

Armpits when they're wet

and sweat

And I like you, too

I like chancres on my tongue

Sniffin' monkey dung

Scumbags of all sorts

and warts

I like barfin' on nice rugs

Chewin' little slugs

Leeches suckin' blood

and mud

And I like you, too

I like layin' in the sewer

Walkin' in manure

Coughin' up some glops

and slops

I like beatin' up some punks

Odor from some skunks

Smellin' garbage burn

and worms

And I like you, too!

You too? I have an idea that would kill a lot of birds with one stone. Me, you and Z go camping at the Gathering. We could take Drafter and offer him up as a sacrifice AND we could look for CROS, too.

JUGGALOS! WHOOP WHOOP!!!!