My kids keep looking for him. Anyone know where he is?

Buckwheat last I heard Waldo was in Iran fighting the Taliban.

So he changed out of his sweater and put on cammies, huh?

No he blends in with his stripes

A yeller stripes right down der backs

Looking for me?

I would fight the Taliban if they were here in my town, I haven't worn a turtleneck since the '70's, cammies look plain silly with a tie and french cuffs. I prefer my stripes to be a faint chalk in a dark charcoal or navy blue suit.

Carmen too?