I started this little journey with a simple question for the doc. Is there anywhere local in Tampa where I can pick up a Bucanero cigar to try.......he made mention in a post about them having the "biggest ash of all time" and I became curious. I know Bucanero was once based in Tampa and I thought i heard that the doc might be near as well.

My first mistake was thinking that this question was not relevant to the post where I saw the reference to the ash kickin ash sooo I went to send the good doctor a PM but before I did I read his biography posted in his profile. I was at first amused, then frightened and finally sickened by his sordid story. I found myself drawn in to the deep dark world the doctor created. As a twisted personality myself, you can understand the shock of finding someone more deranged and delusional than I.

So being fearful that I might not want to PM with the mad doctor alone, I thought it would be safer to ask the question in a public place. No offense intended. I respect the power of witch doctors and voodoo preistesses so giving the mad doctor a wide berth is only a reflection my desire to remain in control and not be sucked into the vortex of his mind......at least not too quickly.

He's an enigma wrapped inside a mystery covered in awesome sauce.

You always know where you stand with him, he doesn't abide fools and he's got rough edges. Sometimes those edges find victims.

He wrestles gators AND Cougars. He can also schit icecream.

Curiosity got the best of me, went and read his profile...

With that said, just send him a message you #%$*@.

LOL.

Or better yet, search Google and skip the middle man 😛

Yes, the idea of just PMing is compelling....... like the drumbeat in Jumangi. But I first thought I would share my findings and the story of my quest.....in case I don't make it back.
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As far as google, of course I've been there. I thought I since I am local I could try to find one and avoid buying multiples plus shipping. I'm always looking for local places anyway. The Bucanero address comes up on web map as a residential address which was interesting. I have been mildly curious about Bucanero for a year or so but haven't been curious enough to do more than post this thread. I am in no hurry but it is on my to do list before the old needle gets thrust through my voodoo doll.

Ouch! What was that?

Just don't call cigars sticks around him.

They do have a phone number, give them a call?

Yeah, easy enough.......I guess I should get my ash in gear.

I wonder how many times his profile has now been read by people, like me, that had never read it before.

It did make for an interesting read. I wonder if others members here have strange profiles as well...

Time to go do some stalking through the members section... :-"

Add me to the list.

I had no idea he was one of JLo's nip guys. BTW, somewhere in the deep dark cbid forum archives there's a picture of Jlo with her nip tech.

Who's leading profile views?

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I've gots 10287..!!

I feel violated somehow... 🤔

Maybe your the worlds most interesting man and don't know it.

well, somebody better start writing me checks then.... 😟

I've got a near 1:1 ratio of profile views to posts

I assume many people want to know where I live so they can either see if it is necessary to serve me a protective order of sorts

OR

They are coming to get me in the near future. Scary nonetheless ✋

I think Bloody prolly ran yours up.... 😟

My views are over 2 per post.

Tamapatom, your original post shows it's too late...

I was worried that might be the case................

I advise you to check your posterior and head every few days, to see if you're sprouting a tail or horns...