very frugal here....been using the same napkin for 25 days..........saving for a porsche🇨🇮

Just wiping your mouth and hands or also using it in the bathroom too?

I got a Porsche, just saving for the garage to put it in. 😰

Been there, did that.

Saved up, got a Porsche. Saved more, got a garage. Garage has so much crap in it that the Porsche is parked in the driveway. Now I need another garage.

Shoulda skipped the Porsche and the garage, bought more cigars.