Einstein developed / proved this remarkable formula:

Energy = Mass x Speed of Light squared......a brilliant genius as we all know.

Another lesser known of Einstein's formulas determined:

If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 298 KM/sec (the speed of light), it could be possible for you to sodomize (screw) yourself.

Should you determine you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age....

You can easily achieve the same result by voting Democratic in the next election !

Funny, but that doesn't take a genius to figure out 😣

This joke clearly demonstrates the poor science education of those on the right.

TRUMP

[quote=victor809]This joke clearly demonstrates the poor science education of those on the right. [/quote]

And your comment demonstrates that some Democrats can never laugh....they're always Butt Hurt even when the " humor " carries some truth

[quote=TMCTLT]And your comment demonstrates that some Democrats can never laugh....they're always Butt Hurt even when the " humor " carries some truth[/quote]

Butthurt has nothing to do with this. It literally shows no understanding of what the speed of light means. travelling at or near the speed of light would not create two of an individual, nor would it stretch an individual in a circle until they are screwing themselves.

It's really dumb is all... like really dumb.

It'd be like making the following joke about republicans: How are republicans like the Denver Raiders quarterback? Because they all get redcarded after their 5th strike!!!

.... it simply makes no sense.

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So Marty McFly didn't watch himself run from the van load of terrorists after they shot Doc?

That joke reached terminal velocity at faster than 9.8 meters per second squared...so it required serious assistance from a serious fuel source of some kind. I'm thinking methane.

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So if I could run at the speed of light I could stomp the schitt out of a homeless bum and nobody would see me do it?

[quote=victor809]This joke clearly demonstrates the poor science education of those on the right. [/quote]

I went to public school . . . What can I say ?

[quote=victor809]Butthurt has nothing to do with this. It literally shows no understanding of what the speed of light means. travelling at or near the speed of light would not create two of an individual, nor would it stretch an individual in a circle until they are screwing themselves.

It's really dumb is all... like really dumb.

It'd be like making the following joke about republicans: How are republicans like the Denver Raiders quarterback? Because they all get redcarded after their 5th strike!!!

.... it simply makes no sense. [/quote]

Victor . . . Were you BORN an azzhole, or did you work at it your whole life ?

( And yes, I admit it . . . I borrowed that line from Jimmy Buffett.)

Lighten up. It was a fuggin' joke.

No wonder TMCTLT hates you !

[quote=jespear]Victor . . . Were you BORN an azzhole, or did you work at it your whole life ?

( And yes, I admit it . . . I borrowed that line from Jimmy Buffett.)

Lighten up. It was a fuggin' joke.

No wonder TMCTLT hates you ![/quote]

He'd have laughed if you said Republican instead of democrat... and nobody is that much of an azz without effort.

[quote=MACS] and nobody is that much of an azz without effort.[/quote]

I've been known to wear that title without so much as breaking a sweat.

[quote=MACS]He'd have laughed if you said Republican instead of democrat... and nobody is that much of an azz without effort.[/quote]

MACS... I may be an azz, but I wouldn't have laughed at that, even if it was making fun of TCBY. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's bad science. And if there's 5 things I can't stand, it's poorly constructed lists. (ok, even I know that wasn't funny).

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Lighten up. It was a fuggin' joke.

No wonder TMCTLT hates you ![/quote]

Yet pointing out how a poorly constructed joke revolving about an even worse understanding of physics could be an allegory for the right's unwillingness to learn science... that's being an azz? Are you saying if I had simply called my post a joke I could have told TCBY to lighten up?

[quote=victor809]MACS... I may be an azz, but I wouldn't have laughed at that, even if it was making fun of TCBY. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's bad science. And if there's 5 things I can't stand, it's poorly constructed lists. (ok, even I know that wasn't funny). [/quote]

That was a little funny. I chuckled.

Hey Victor, Just curious, what do you do for a living?

God Damned, victor ... Lighten up.

Why must *always* argue ?

It was a joke. A bad one, but still, a joke.

Lighten up.

[quote=jetblasted]God Damned, victor ... Lighten up.

Why must *always* argue ?

It was a joke. A bad one, but still, a joke.

Lighten up. [/quote]

There's no hope for that guy.

I truly feel sorry for him.