I was sitting at a long stop light yesterday, minding my own business and patiently waiting for it to turn green, even though there was no on-coming traffic. A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car, and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akbar! Praise Allah!" and took off before the light changed. Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man....that could have been me!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver !!!!!!!!!

For reals. BTW . the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary.

Otherwise "cool story bro, next time just add in that the Muslims had a jihad fire breathing dragon too"

HaHaHa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some guys on another board got this email 3 months ago.

A news report came out about that incident.

Two of the occupants of the car were undercover agents, Americans trying to infiltrate ISIS to gain enough intel to allow decisive drone strikes and to free imprisoned puppies.

Their tragic death at the hands of an 18-wheeler has ensured countless deaths as well as the torture of puppies.

link to the article: www.cnn.com/geneneedstostoppostingemailforwardslikeageriatric.asp

why do you hate americans and puppies gene?

In my best Victor impersonation, "Prove it, give me one example of an undercover HS agent getting killed doing his job."

Oh and the puppie are safe, dogs are unclean to muslims you racist muslim hater. 😂

I did, I attached a link. Didn't you click on it? Here's another:

www.foxnews.com/genes-posts-are-the-same-crap-an-exes-geriatric-father-emails-to-everyone-because-damn-that-muslim-obama.aspx

as for the puppies, snopes says half of them have been killed already and the other half are going to be turned over to an outsourced "puppykicking agency" called drafter inc, or something like that.

www.snopes.com/gene-hates-america-and-puppies/?t=6724562546

So there was Victor, sitting at the red light...

I was sitting at a long stop light yesterday, minding my own business and patiently waiting for it to turn green, even though there was no on-coming traffic. A carload of homeless guys with a "I piss anywhere I want!" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Your neighborhood is my toilet!" and took off before the light changed. Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man....that could have been me!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver !!!!!!!!!

But homeless people sometimes have dogs. You probably killed a few dogs in that story. puppy killer.

And truck driver????? How the hell would I be able to afford SF rent as a truck driver? I'd have to move out to the burbs or something.....

OK, make it a drive thru and just a few homeless guy's dogs, but don't tell Drafterx!