Sitting at the red light
I was sitting at a long stop light yesterday, minding my own business and patiently waiting for it to turn green, even though there was no on-coming traffic. Then two carloads of cbid posters pulled up next to me.
Suddenly they started arguing over some crap no one cares about and it got so heated that they all took off before the light changed. Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over both their cars, crushing both completely and killing everyone in them.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man....that could have been me!"
So today, bright and early, I went out for coffee and asked the barista if they had any soy sauce.
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