Buckwheat
Thursday, September 3, 2015 9:11:41 AM
People often complain about the police, but you rarely hear about the positive things they do, such as this incident involving a biker and a frozen carburetor.

Last January on a bitterly cold winter's day, a North Dakota State Trooper on patrol came upon a motorcyclist who was stalled by the roadside. The biker was swathed in heavy protective clothing and wearing a full-face helmet to protect the face from the cold weather.

β€œWhat’s the matter?” asked the Trooper

"Carburetor's frozen," was the terse reply.

"Pee on it. That'll thaw it out."

"I can't," said the biker.

"OK, watch me closely and I'll show you." The Trooper unzipped and promptly warmed the carburetor as promised.

Moments later the bike started and the rider drove off, waving.

A few days later, the local State Troopers’ office received a note of thanks from the father of the motorcyclist.

It began: "On behalf of my daughter Jill..."

DrafterX
Thursday, September 3, 2015 9:15:16 AM
I dated a Jill once.... 😟
teedubbya
Thursday, September 3, 2015 9:18:00 AM
Officer Brian Jill?
DrafterX
Thursday, September 3, 2015 9:21:07 AM
nope... 🀐

Jill was a little red-headed girl from high school... things were good for a while then went south a bit... then one day she told me that sometimes she just enjoys being a bitch... we parted ways.. 😟

TrishS@CigarBid
Thursday, September 3, 2015 9:23:28 AM

then one day she told me that sometimes she just enjoys being a bitch... 😟

DrafterX wrote:

We all do. [ram27bat] It comes from having to deal with men. πŸ˜‡

TMCTLT
Thursday, September 3, 2015 9:26:53 AM

We all do. [ram27bat] It comes from having to deal with men. πŸ˜‡

TrishS@CigarBid wrote:

Well clearly Jill is a bit more honest with herself.....🌫

DrafterX
Thursday, September 3, 2015 9:30:39 AM
sad really.... 😞
MACS
Thursday, September 3, 2015 9:39:08 AM

We all do. [ram27bat] It comes from having to deal with men. πŸ˜‡

TrishS@CigarBid wrote:

My wife is a peach 24/7.

teedubbya
Thursday, September 3, 2015 9:59:32 AM
Yea mine isn't a bitch either. If self responsibility isn't in play then it must be the men. I tend to think men don't define the woman but I'm a women's libber and stuff.
DrafterX
Thursday, September 3, 2015 10:04:26 AM
My wife is cool.... Jill was way back in school.. she dated a friend of mine till he almost killed her and then she got fat and stuff... I don't know if she ever married or not... πŸ€”
teedubbya
Thursday, September 3, 2015 10:08:17 AM
It was prolly her fault he almost killed her and stuff.
DrafterX
Thursday, September 3, 2015 10:11:11 AM
just an expression... it was a mutual decision they said.. she coulda just as easily killed him.... 😟
teedubbya
Thursday, September 3, 2015 10:12:27 AM
Like flatliners?
DrafterX
Thursday, September 3, 2015 10:14:24 AM
I dunno about that... they lived in an apartment.. 😟
NapalmMan67
Thursday, September 3, 2015 10:15:04 AM

nope... 🀐

Jill was a little red-headed girl from high school... things were good for a while then went south a bit... then one day she told me that sometimes she just enjoys being a bitch... we parted ways.. 😟

DrafterX wrote:

I dated aJill in high school too. She had the capacity to hold her breath for alooong time since she had, ummm... extra large lung capacity.

And we all kow why women bitch and complain as much as they do correct? If they didn't, they'd pop like a balloon.

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Gene363
Thursday, September 3, 2015 10:22:48 AM

πŸ˜‚

Oh, and my wife is a peach and she puts up with me.

danmdevries
Thursday, September 3, 2015 11:33:50 AM
Maybe my wife's secret name is Jill.

She just soaked me and my cigar with the hose. Took out my computer too.

Not fond at the moment.

DrafterX
Thursday, September 3, 2015 12:01:29 PM
Does she have red hair..?? πŸ˜•
TMCTLT
Thursday, September 3, 2015 12:05:02 PM

Maybe my wife's secret name is Jill.

She just soaked me and my cigar with the hose. Took out my computer too.

Not fond at the moment.

danmdevries wrote:

I can understand that...

tonygraz
Thursday, September 3, 2015 1:28:52 PM

Maybe my wife's secret name is Jill.

She just soaked me and my cigar with the hose. Took out my computer too.

Not fond at the moment.

danmdevries wrote:

That's just not right.