Season starts tonight.

WITHOUT the commissioner. Seems like Roger won't step near Foxboro in the near future.

Pats favored by 7.

But we lost our two starting corners (with Revis being the best in the league).

We have no true wide outs. Just a couple of smurfs in the slot, with Lefell still out.

Starting center Brian Stork is on IR (earliest return week 9).

RB Blount is suspended (that cheater) one game. And we just let go of Grey (he of 4 TD and 2000+ yards in one game last year).

Yup.

Typical start of season for the Patriots.

Big Ben might have a big day with our new defensive backfield.

So 7 points looks just about right.

Pats 27

Stillers 20

Leaving early for the tailgate and heading in to watch banner #4 get raised.

AWESOME.

so i dont feel bad for your patsies

but ya, i think the score will be uglier than that

Sheeet… give them 10 points… give them 12 points. The Steelers can't score a touchdown! The only consistent scorer is the Kicker - and he's new. After all the playing injuries, The Steelers will be lucky if they can field a whole team by the end of the game.

Unpatriots = 35 (1 touchdown every Quarter, with an extra thrown in for good measure)

Steelers = 9 (3 field goals - won't score in every Quarter)

This should by a funny game to watch. The Marx Brothers "Horse Feathers" movie comes to mind.

Pre-game preparations begin directly after lunch! Will need to be loaded to watch this fiasco.

Go Steelers LMAO

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Have a grrrrreat time Joe...but watch out for the weather.

Field goals and the new 33 yard PATs are at risk.

If it gets really dangerous, I heard you can just walk into the visiting team locker room and do anything you want. No one will stop you...heard this from an unnamed source.

I wasn't too far off.