Burner02
Tuesday, September 15, 2015 4:48:34 PM
I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex, like:

"I'm tired." "I'm washing my hair." "I've got a headache." ā€œI’m your sister-in-law.ā€

#-o

delta1
Tuesday, September 15, 2015 4:50:35 PM
she hot?
danmdevries
Tuesday, September 15, 2015 5:27:25 PM
So... not related, it's all good.
Burner02
Tuesday, September 15, 2015 5:43:13 PM

she hot?

delta1 wrote:

Just a little forum humor and to answer you question, not really.

tailgater
Tuesday, September 15, 2015 5:44:29 PM

So... not related, it's all good.

danmdevries wrote:

So not from the 'Sip, are ya?

ZRX1200
Tuesday, September 15, 2015 6:19:22 PM
The dead ones never say no.
jackconrad
Tuesday, September 15, 2015 6:35:22 PM
šŸ‡ØšŸ‡®
DaQueenBeez
Tuesday, September 15, 2015 7:01:31 PM
Give them credit for trying to spare your feelings! "You're disgusting," " I actually find current- day John Travolta more attractive," and "I never date men who have bigger boobs than me" are generally considered...well...indelicate.
Mithrandir
Tuesday, September 15, 2015 7:17:01 PM
came home last night and told my wife i have two questions for you....How ya doing? well, i have a headache! well, you answered my second question[ram27bat]
riverdog
Tuesday, September 15, 2015 7:25:06 PM

.... "I never date men who have bigger boobs than me" are generally considered...well...indelicate.

DaQueenBeez wrote:

While the others may apply, I'm a scrawny old fart, soooo I'm good to go.🌫 šŸ‡ØšŸ‡®

frankj1
Tuesday, September 15, 2015 7:46:34 PM

The dead ones never say no.

ZRX1200 wrote:

no skeletons in my closet...

danmdevries
Tuesday, September 15, 2015 8:26:26 PM
Wife wants another kid, so long story short that's been my excuse for a year or so. Fool me once and all that.
victor809
Tuesday, September 15, 2015 9:25:53 PM
Just tell her you need to use condoms to protect her from the antibiotic resistant strain of gohorrhea you got from the hookers....

...cbid.... Looking out for each other since 2002.

tamapatom
Tuesday, September 15, 2015 9:35:43 PM

The dead ones never say no.

ZRX1200 wrote:

Sheee's a mortician's dream......come true.................

madspackler
Wednesday, September 16, 2015 11:34:28 AM

Wife wants another kid, so long story short that's been my excuse for a year or so. Fool me once and all that.

danmdevries wrote:

I'm guessing you did not tell her about the snip-snip you got after the last one?[sarcasm]

Just keep on trying. Practice makes perfect

Good luck.

Bur
  • Bur
  • Herf-A-Holic
Wednesday, September 16, 2015 12:04:13 PM
Queenie's comment about John Travolta made me spew hot coffee. I'm nothing to look at but that would be brutal to hear!
ShanaC@CigarBid
Wednesday, September 16, 2015 1:25:01 PM

The dead ones never say no.

ZRX1200 wrote:

EWWWEEEEEE šŸ¤’

danmdevries
Wednesday, September 16, 2015 1:37:14 PM

I'm guessing you did not tell her about the snip-snip you got after the last one?[sarcasm]

Just keep on trying. Practice makes perfect

Good luck.

madspackler wrote:

Made a feeble attempt, vasectomy clinic said they wanted wife's consent as well as my own... so it didn't happen. Could probably ask around seeing I work in a hospital and all, find a urologist that won't require wife's consent. Would be a no brainer if I had a girlfriend on the side, but I've already found out what girlfriends lead to.... marriage and kids n stuff. Won't do that again.