The last of my shipment has arrived safely , I'm sitting on my patio smoking part of it now . I know smoking the acid was harsh and I've never tried self mutilation . I'd take a picture of the mail lady but after today I'll be lucky to have my mail delivered. To save you from another long story I'll just say putting a three finger case in your pants pocket and jumping up to greet the mail lady isn't the best thing you can do .

Covfireman wrote:

Put on my free hat that doesn't fit right grabbed an Acid Kuba Maduro and went to set on the porch awaiting the mail woman

Covfireman wrote:

I awoke late this morning after sleeping in . I decided Id enjoy a cigar with my tea on the patio. After scrounging through my humidor and finding only expensive cigars that are much to good for a regular Tuesday morning and an assortment of dog rockets . I suddenly remembered , I have a package arriving today .

I trotted to the porch and was grateful to see I had two packages there . I quickly picked them up noting the Pennsylvania shipping address on each and took them into the breakfast room. Carefully setting larger package aside I opened the smaller one to gleefully find two cans of butane that I had noobishly over bought ( for a great price but who needs two more cans of butane when they already have succesuffly purchased six others ). I jumped to the second package carefully slicing it open with the free knife I had received from a previous purchase of cigars elsewhere, only stopping once to sharpen the wonderful blade. To my dismay this packet wasn't from CBID it was from an online retailer of electronics with a fine stereo to complete the mechanical overhaul of my Jeep .

I finally realized that I may forever be a noob . At this point I did the only thing I could do as good noob I gathered up my supplies the eight lighters, fourteen cutters , nine ashtrays, and four punches, all that I had received from my smart shopping . Put on my free hat that doesn't fit right grabbed an Acid Kuba Maduro and went to set on the porch awaiting the mail woman . I hope she doesn't mistake how grateful I am for her arrival to mistake it for sexual attraction. My luck as a noob she will and at the point whisk me inside for a thoroughly exhausting and satisfying sexual romp. If I am that unlucky maybe she will get me one of the cigars from my new shipment afterward light if for me and sit by side naked as I smoke it .


If you don't hear from me in a while I'm still sitting on the porch waiting for the mail woman or maybe she's arrived 🇨🇮 .

Covfireman wrote:

So since your other shipment from cbid wasn't there you punished yourself by smoking an acid? Dude that's harsh you don't also cut yourself do you?

99cobra2881 wrote:

I had to choose one , I decided on the rocket .

I guess I could age the ones I buy a bit longer and wait a year or so to smoke anything .

I hate that about that I didn't get the magwitch part . I had such great expectations.

Covfireman wrote:

Thanks for the input on the aging . I had several that had a little bit of age on them they are ones I'd rather age more .

ah42266 the Kubba Maduro would be a great cigar if you like main lining saccharine straight with a hint of stripper perfume . The stripper perfume is why I smoke them .

Regretfully today I didn't receive any mail . I did mail myself something today that will allow me to see the mail lady tomorrow. I hope the weather stays warm .

Covfireman wrote:

Thanks for the input on the aging . I had several that had a little bit of age on them they are ones I'd rather age more .

ah42266 the Kubba Maduro would be a great cigar if you like main lining saccharine straight with a hint of stripper perfume . The stripper perfume is why I smoke them .

Regretfully today I didn't receive any mail . I did mail myself something today that will allow me to see the mail lady tomorrow. I hope the weather stays warm .

Covfireman wrote: