Burner02
Saturday, October 31, 2015 10:05:41 AM
One day many years ago during my married days, I accidentally overturned my golf cart.

Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out:

"Are you okay, what's your name?"

"It's John and I'm okay thanks," I replied.

"John, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you get the cart up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife would like it."

"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.

She was very pretty, very sexy and persuasive . . . I was weak. "Well okay," I finally agreed and added, "but my wife won't like it."

After a few restorative Scotch and waters, I thanked Elizabeth: "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I'd best go now"

"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile: "She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

I said...... "Probably still under the cart......"

[gonzo]

DrafterX
Saturday, October 31, 2015 10:12:42 AM
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jespear
Sunday, November 1, 2015 8:14:21 AM
Three guys are waiting to tee off at the first hole on Sunday morning, when Joe, a member of their regular foursome comes running up.

"HEY GUYS . . . Hold on. I'm here. I'm here !"

"JOE ! I thought you told us you wouldn't be able to make it today because your wife had something special planned for the two of you this morning.

What happened ?"

"Well, when I got out of the shower this morning, I went into the bedroom and there was my wife, laying on the bed in black stockings, garter belt and high heels. She tosses me four of my best silk ties and says, "Tie me up and do whatever you want !"

"So here I am !"

Burner02
Sunday, November 1, 2015 8:19:14 AM
Joe will pay for that!