Mikekoz13
Monday, November 23, 2015 10:56:11 AM
Hey everyone-

I joined about a month ago and have been lurking around the Forums since. I've made three or four purchases on the site since I joined.

I live in south central Pa. just west of Gettysburg and I'm relatively new to cigars. I'm that guy that smoked one or two sh***y cigars a year for years. This past July I finally made my first "real" cigar purchase along with a small (50) humidor. It's been great learning about cigars as I go.

I live only about 100 miles from the CI Hamburg store and went there for the day a couple of weeks ago. Man that was a great experience.

Currently I have a 100 cigar humidor that is filled.

Important things to me? Family first, community (small town guy here), and motorcycling.

Looking forward to "hanging out" and learning.

Mike

Burner02
Monday, November 23, 2015 11:05:48 AM
Welcome and be careful what you ask for.

Avoid the guy that will offer to take you camping in his van down by the river.

And FYI, the 100 ct will not be large enough.

🇨🇮

TMCTLT
Monday, November 23, 2015 11:08:07 AM
Welcome to da neighborhood Mike 🍺

And Burners last line^^^....he's Spot On

danmdevries
Monday, November 23, 2015 11:12:13 AM

Welcome and be careful what you ask for.

Avoid the guy that will offer to take you camping in his van down by the river.

And FYI, the 100 ct will not be large enough.

🇨🇮

Burner02 wrote:

My 100 ct desktop has served me well as my only desktop humidor. Just saying.

...the coolers, cases, and ammo boxes are just "overflow storage" those cigars will go in the desktop eventually...

ZRX1200
Monday, November 23, 2015 11:20:37 AM
Hi Mike, welcome aboard!

Have you learned to use the search function?

Look for the Thonginator.

Do you like pancakes or waffles?

Have you seen a grown man naked?

Have you been to a Turkish prison?

Do you like camping?

Mikekoz13
Monday, November 23, 2015 11:34:11 AM
Thanks guys. No doubt I'll figure some of these inside jokes out in time.

Yeah... the search function. I moderate another board and pointing people to that thing is a constant.

Unfortunately, and I mean really unfortunately, I came across the photo of the Thonginator. I closed it as quickly as I could but I haven't slept in days because of it.

I refuse to answer these questions:

Do you like pancakes or waffles?

Have you seen a grown man naked?

Have you been to a Turkish prison?

Do you like camping?

Until I figure out what's going on around here. You know.... self incrimination and all that.

I started out with a 50 count humidor and then 3 months later got a 100 count humidor. I'm breaking the wife in slowly. 🙂

cigarlover22
Monday, November 23, 2015 12:13:02 PM
Welcome to the family. I'm from Lancaster PA normally. We should get together sometime in the future for a herf!
delta1
Monday, November 23, 2015 12:40:06 PM
Welcome to the asylum, Mike.

Your homework assignment:

https://www.cigarbid.com/Forum/c/posts/612357/p/20/NEWBIES-INFO-PLEASE-READ-v-2-1-3 

https://www.cigarbid.com/Forum/c/posts/617445/p/18/Commonly-Used-Acronyms-and-Abbreviations-Updated 

Mikekoz13
Monday, November 23, 2015 1:38:25 PM

Homework completed! (I'd previously looked that stuff over)

Pancakes

If you grew up playing sports and not sitting in your room drinking mountain dew and playing with yourself while looking at your Dad's playboys..... you've seen naked men.

The only thing that I know that is Turkish... is taffy.

I camp in my travel trailer with my wife and kids. Any van with a single male driver that may approach my trailer is immediately fired upon by my son and me.

jackconrad
Monday, November 23, 2015 1:58:39 PM
A Werry Waffley Welcome !🇨🇮
Burner02
Monday, November 23, 2015 2:21:01 PM

I started out with a 50 count humidor and then 3 months later got a 100 count humidor. I'm breaking the wife in slowly. :)

Mikekoz13 wrote:

Smart move.

tonygraz
Monday, November 23, 2015 2:22:10 PM
Welcome Mike !
cacman
Monday, November 23, 2015 2:27:10 PM

I started out with a 50 count humidor and then 3 months later got a 100 count humidor. I'm breaking the wife in slowly. :)

Mikekoz13 wrote:

Give it a month here and you'll be buying a big cooler.

Should have broken in the wife in before you married her.

Good luck.

bassman45
Monday, November 23, 2015 2:58:16 PM

Give it a month here and you'll be buying a big cooler.

Should have broken in the wife in before you married her.

Good luck.

cacman wrote:

Just remember these 5 words"It's the last time honey"8-[

Burner02
Monday, November 23, 2015 3:44:19 PM

My 100 ct desktop has served me well as my only desktop humidor. Just saying.

...the coolers, cases, and ammo boxes are just "overflow storage" those cigars will go in the desktop eventually...

danmdevries wrote:

My 50 ct desk top has served me well, but it is backed up by three coolers.

Mikekoz13
Monday, November 23, 2015 5:21:36 PM
Thanks again guys. My wife has incredible patience with this old biker.

She even enjoys the occasional smoke!

jnichols
Monday, November 23, 2015 9:07:33 PM
Welcome!
Whistlebritches
Monday, November 23, 2015 9:11:00 PM
Welcome
Palama
Monday, November 23, 2015 9:20:35 PM
Aloha from Hawaii! 👍
SmokeMonkey
Monday, November 23, 2015 9:20:55 PM
Welcome!