Better tho:) 😇 an you'd think !!

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Go home, you're drunk.

I think I threw up in my mouth when I read the title. No thanks!

You smoked the wrong kind of cigar there.....

Oh.....this is the new Caldwell cigar?!!!

one time i had a hooker suck canned cheese off my knob... dunno if she enjoyed it or not but it was a hell of a bj... a tad expensive though...

[barf]

You lost me at "angel food cake."