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Friday, December 18, 2015 6:37:15 PM

1. Muslims don't recognize Jews as God's chosen people

2. Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Messiah

3. Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world

4. Baptist don't recognize each other at Hooters

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Friday, December 18, 2015 7:12:58 PM

Always take two Meomans fishing with you.

If you take only one, they will drink all your beer.

Friday, December 18, 2015 7:13:17 PM

Mormons.

Friday, December 18, 2015 8:54:50 PM

Always take two Meomans fishing with you.

If you take only one, they will drink all your beer.

watchurai wrote:

How many Meomans are presently with you?

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Saturday, December 19, 2015 6:53:59 AM

5. Sinners will burn eternal in a giant lake of fire, while it rains brimstone.

Or something like that. I'm screwed.

Saturday, December 19, 2015 10:32:22 AM

How do you stop a Baptist from drinking at a party?

Invite another Baptist.

Saturday, December 19, 2015 9:03:51 PM

Amen!