Mailman walks up complaining that one of you azzhats caused him to have a slipped disc.

Open the box from Mikeoz13, inside is a note offering birthday cheer and some fear that because he's a noob these smokes won't meet my standards.

He's worried for no reason because there isn't actually a bad stick in the bunch.

Along with it are some decent cigars which have been put down for naptime and a bottle of my favorite rum, Captain Morgan's Private Stock.

Thanks brother, and you vets make sure to show him some love.

Who's the toastmaster?

My pleasure, Jay. Glad those smokes will work for you. I can't believe that you got that package today. I just put it in the mail at 2 PM yesterday.!
Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas!