The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"

Bubba replied, "Did y'all see who it was?"

The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."

[gonzo]

I don't get it

Mattie! Please tell me you did not steal that truck.

😕 😕

See this had to take place in another state. Our trucks either don't run or have a flat.

I only steal trucks with 2 conditions

What type of firearm is in the back window rack

And

What brand 4wheeler is in the bed.

I knew you got it!

Had to flush you out.