moonman
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Tuesday, February 2, 2016 6:20:04 PM
I love it when people quote a saying incorrectly. My friend Patty once said upon completing her track race "I am so tired, I'm astonished!" Ever since then I will mix sayings up on purpose just to screw with people.

Heard any good ones?

tamapatom
Tuesday, February 2, 2016 6:42:54 PM
For all intensive purposes, I could care less.........Irregardless, why don't you nip it in the butt!
zerohourhero
Tuesday, February 2, 2016 6:50:38 PM

For all intensive purposes

tamapatom wrote:

Im pretty sure my wife says this one just to watch me twitch. I know she knows better.

riverdog
Tuesday, February 2, 2016 7:22:24 PM

For all intensive purposes, I could care less.........

tamapatom wrote:

What? I don't get it.

bgz
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Tuesday, February 2, 2016 7:26:05 PM
he's just being fece****.
Numismaniac
Tuesday, February 2, 2016 8:49:41 PM

For all intensive purposes, I could care less.........Irregardless, why don't you nip it in the butt!

tamapatom wrote:

That's 4 good ones, in one sentence, hehe

Whistlebritches
Tuesday, February 2, 2016 8:52:41 PM

Hands in the air motherstickers .............this is a **** up

mikey1597
Tuesday, February 2, 2016 8:55:23 PM
It's all hill down from here.

L.J. Haynes, Crawford, TX

frankj1
Tuesday, February 2, 2016 10:38:45 PM
had a friend who used to say...everything is relevant
danmdevries
Wednesday, February 3, 2016 4:50:41 AM
Dimwitted coworker "it's a doggy dog world"
Buddha Daddy
Wednesday, February 3, 2016 5:07:12 AM

For all intensive purposes, I could care less.........Irregardless, why don't you nip it in the butt!

tamapatom wrote:

Good lord, you just pissed me off across the entire board! 🤦

dkeage
Wednesday, February 3, 2016 7:34:37 AM
She's not the sharpest tool in the drawer..

#-o

moonman
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Wednesday, February 3, 2016 12:02:43 PM
Slow and steady gets the worm.
deadeyedick
Wednesday, February 3, 2016 1:15:22 PM
Foster Brooks. He was a genius at these.
tailgater
Wednesday, February 3, 2016 3:04:01 PM

had a friend who used to say...everything is relevant

frankj1 wrote:

Except incest.

that's relative.

tailgater
Wednesday, February 3, 2016 3:04:40 PM

Dimwitted coworker "it's a doggy dog world"

danmdevries wrote:

I bet more than half the people say that.

plinytheelder
Saturday, February 6, 2016 12:52:26 PM
Don't know if this counts

Would of

Could of

Should of

delta1
Saturday, February 6, 2016 1:46:44 PM
Have to.
frankj1
Saturday, February 6, 2016 2:19:47 PM
try and
moonman
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Saturday, February 6, 2016 5:39:59 PM
What up plinytheelder?