QMPASH
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10 years ago
My thread on worst cigars is going so good (never expected it) I decided to try one on pipe tobacco. Any of the "value" tobaccos such as Ohm. They are called pipe tobaccos, but they are really for azzholes who smoke cigarettes and roll their own, on the cheap. I do not care for any aromatic with a cherry flavor and, in fact, do not care for aromatics like Borkham Riff or Captain Black because of their heavy, sweet, gooey chemical taste. My real hate is for Mixture #79, which has to be the worst tobacco going but it still sells, to my amazement.
ZRX1200
10 years ago
Samuel Gawith 1792 flake.


*BLECH*!!!!
Bur
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10 years ago
Yeah, I got a Captain Black sampler and most of them have a soapy taste, especially if not smoked bone dry in my limited experience.

And plan to keep it limited.

On the opposite end of the spectrum as cheap pipe baccy I like goes is John Bull Royal English blend. Never paid more than $1 a pouch on here. RIP
Whistlebritches
10 years ago

Samuel Gawith 1792 flake.


*BLECH*!!!!

ZRX1200 wrote:



+1

I've revisited it 3 or 4 times all with the same results........UNSMOKABLE
tonygraz
10 years ago
Most of the old cherry blends could put a hurtin' on your tongue. I can't remember the bad ones I threw out back in the day when I mostly smoked a pipe.



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QMPASH
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10 years ago

Samuel Gawith 1792 flake.


*BLECH*!!!!

ZRX1200 wrote:


I got one that looked like a freshly laid piece of dog poop. Only way I could smoke it was by mixing it with another tobacco or two.
hoyodude
10 years ago

Samuel Gawith 1792 flake.


*BLECH*!!!!

ZRX1200 wrote:



awww...you guys is candy-azzs. 1792 is the bomb. definitely needs a dedicated pipe though.

worst pipe tobacco I've had was some crappy drugstore house brand cherry garbage. made me want to throw the pipe away with the barely lit bowl.
danmdevries
10 years ago
Never had the 1792. But I did try tambolaka once. Nasty stuff.
ZRX1200
10 years ago
Tambolaka is funky and rough. I like occasionally mixing it with a lighter blend.

I'd gladly send you my remaining 1792 Dan!
Bur
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10 years ago
A buddy smokes SuperValu Cherry by the jumbo bag and "gifted" me a smaller pouch. Didn't kill me, but was about like smoking shredded cardboard mixed with a crushed Luden's lozenge

Also had some fairly flavorless Pippa Vanilla Cavendish as part of that deal on the mothership (Pipe, cool sticker of "Pippa" and a pouch of the baccy). Keep it instead of tossing as a mindless working on something else smoke.
jjanecka
10 years ago
Just curious, but what are the advantages of a pipe vs. Cigar?
danmdevries
10 years ago
Pipes a lot cheaper and don't need to dedicate much time to smoking if you don't want.
Bur
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10 years ago
If you like a bit more gear and fussing around, packing a pipe, lighting, tamping, re-lighting and tamping as you smoke adds to the experience.

If not, probably firing up a cigar and being done messing with it would appeal to you more.

I find my attitude changes back and forth but I tend to like the "ritual" of pipe smoking a bit more. YMMV

And what Dan said
jjanecka
10 years ago
Sounds terrible. Lol thanks.
Bur
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10 years ago
BTW did everyone get the Lane e-mail from the mother ship? Any recommendations or interest in a split?

Not a big aro smoker, but if someone is and could spare a few ounces on a favorite I might bite.
QMPASH
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10 years ago

If you like a bit more gear and fussing around, packing a pipe, lighting, tamping, re-lighting and tamping as you smoke adds to the experience.

If not, probably firing up a cigar and being done messing with it would appeal to you more.

I find my attitude changes back and forth but I tend to like the "ritual" of pipe smoking a bit more. YMMV

And what Dan said

Bur wrote:



Agree with you, at least in part. It depends upon the tobacco you use. Some require "aging" (drying out) before lighting up. I have had similar problems with some cigars that require constant re-lights. As a consequence, I find myself alternating between 'gars and pipes.
tonygraz
10 years ago
I just got a prior order from them and I haven't even opened the lane tobacco to try it yet. I also found a container of old pipe tobacco in the garage labeled "peach". It still had some aroma, so I dropped a humidifier in the container and will try it soon to see if it's one of the worst.
Herfosaurus
10 years ago
1792 is an acquired taste ... the casing they use (tonquin) is unique. But, IMO, 1792 is not inherently bad, at least not from a quality perspective.

Drugstore tobacco is usually very low-quality leaf. Add massive quantities of humectant and cheap aromatic casing, and you're guaranteed to produce a lousy smoking experience.

That said, my personal favorite for worst pipe tobacco is just about anything made by Cornell & Diehl (under their own name, not tobaccos they make for other labels). Their stuff is priced and tinned like premium pipe tobacco, but it's pretty low-grade tobacco, and the blending always seems to be just a little bit off. I remember getting sample bags at pipe shows, trying a dozen blands, and they all sucked. Nice people, crummy product.

FYI, that Lane email had some great prices. Last I knew, B&M's pay at least $100 for five-pound bags of that stuff. So $27.50 a pound isn't bad. You probably already know this, but:

RLP-6 ----> Captain Black Original (White)
1Q ----> Captain Black Royal
MV-1000 ----> Captain Black Gold

Supposedly, the bulk versions use a higher grade of leaf than the pouch/tinned versions. At the very least, they have far less PG. I'm not a big Lane fan, but I'll smoke MV-1000 if it's all that's available.


Whistlebritches
10 years ago

1792 is an acquired taste ... the casing they use (tonquin) is unique. But, IMO, 1792 is not inherently bad, at least not from a quality perspective.

Drugstore tobacco is usually very low-quality leaf. Add massive quantities of humectant and cheap aromatic casing, and you're guaranteed to produce a lousy smoking experience.

That said, my personal favorite for worst pipe tobacco is just about anything made by Cornell & Diehl (under their own name, not tobaccos they make for other labels). Their stuff is priced and tinned like premium pipe tobacco, but it's pretty low-grade tobacco, and the blending always seems to be just a little bit off. I remember getting sample bags at pipe shows, trying a dozen blands, and they all sucked. Nice people, crummy product.

FYI, that Lane email had some great prices. Last I knew, B&M's pay at least $100 for five-pound bags of that stuff. So $27.50 a pound isn't bad. You probably already know this, but:

RLP-6 ----> Captain Black Original (White)
1Q ----> Captain Black Royal
MV-1000 ----> Captain Black Gold

Supposedly, the bulk versions use a higher grade of leaf than the pouch/tinned versions. At the very least, they have far less PG. I'm not a big Lane fan, but I'll smoke MV-1000 if it's all that's available.


Herfosaurus wrote:



Have you tried any of C&D's vapers?Kickin Chicken,Chenet's Cake and Bayou Morning are some of my faves.If not and you'd like to try them,all but Kickin Chicken,it was limited and believe me it went quick,I'd be happy to share some samples with you.
Bur
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10 years ago
Vaping? Really WhistleBritches?

Ha ha I think you meant C&D VaPers, but ya know "assuming" does things, and around here ya never know
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