Two sisters, one brunette the other blonde inherit a ranch out west.
They needed to buy a bull to mate with the few cattle they had to increase thier herd.
So the brunette tells her sister she is going to visit the ranch next door to see about a bull.
If they have one we can use then I will send you a text to come get it.
The brunette finds a studly bull but forgot her phone. She asked the owner if he could text her sister to tell her to hook up the trailer to the pickup truck and come pick up the bull. The rancher said he has limited texting so she would have to limit it to one word. The brunette thought for a minute then said, "send the word comfortable"
The rancher looked confused and said, "how is your sister going to know to hook up the trailer to the pickup and come pick up the bull?" The brunette explained, " my sister is blonde. The word is big. She will read it very slowly.
'Com-for-da-bul'
