Burner02
Tuesday, March 22, 2016 6:01:34 PM

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'

Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'

OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'

Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know..

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,

'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.

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delta1
Tuesday, March 22, 2016 6:55:40 PM
I gotta charge outta that one...lol
corey sellers
Tuesday, March 22, 2016 7:22:49 PM
I bet that was electrifying
victor809
Tuesday, March 22, 2016 8:19:08 PM
Reminds me of a kinky evening with an estim device and a dominatrix.
frankj1
Tuesday, March 22, 2016 9:28:32 PM
a shocking story...but pretty funny
tailgater
Wednesday, March 23, 2016 9:28:21 AM
shocking nobody got hertz.

gummy jones
Wednesday, March 23, 2016 10:22:40 AM

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

Burner02 wrote:

i didnt know jackconrad was a police officer

tailgater
Wednesday, March 23, 2016 12:50:57 PM
An old couple is having breakfast when the old woman says to her husband, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years!"

"Yes," he replies. "Fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together. And we were probably naked as jaybirds."

"Well," the old woman snickers, "should we get naked again for old time's sake?"

So they strip off their clothing and sit back down at the table. "You know," the old woman says breathlessly, "my nipples are as hot for you today as they were 50 years ago."

"I'm not surprised," replies the old man. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!"

delta1
Wednesday, March 23, 2016 7:38:54 PM
haha, burning love...
tailgater
Wednesday, March 23, 2016 8:24:25 PM
Mmmmmm. Oatmeal.

deadeyedick
Wednesday, March 23, 2016 9:19:28 PM
Couple of oldies but goodies.
frankj1
Wednesday, March 23, 2016 10:04:29 PM

shocking nobody got hertz.

tailgater wrote:

ohm my God!

jackconrad
Wednesday, March 23, 2016 10:37:26 PM
WINNER 🇨🇮
frankj1
Wednesday, March 23, 2016 11:04:06 PM
though i don't live near you jack, I did vote for you several times