frankj1
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Friday, April 1, 2016 12:18:19 PM

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man,” he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men.

gummy jones
Friday, April 1, 2016 12:20:59 PM
=d>
delta1
Friday, April 1, 2016 12:28:48 PM
haha...I'm allergic to cats...wife brought home three cats over the course of a few months...wife then increased my life insurance coverage...
jackconrad
Friday, April 1, 2016 1:31:06 PM
tRUE STORY..🇨🇮
frankj1
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Friday, April 1, 2016 1:32:03 PM

tRUE STORY..🇨🇮

jackconrad wrote:

yes!

Mithrandir
Friday, April 1, 2016 8:01:58 PM
that thar was funny!!!!🇨🇮 🇨🇮 🇨🇮 🇨🇮 🇨🇮 🇨🇮 🇨🇮 🇨🇮
Burner02
Friday, April 1, 2016 8:03:32 PM
👍 👍
dstieger
Monday, April 4, 2016 9:45:51 AM

..... he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.

frankj1 wrote:

I couldn't get past this part....it didn't say he was a retarded single guy?

bassman45
Monday, April 4, 2016 9:49:34 AM
Lol
danmdevries
Monday, April 4, 2016 10:10:48 AM

I couldn't get past this part....it didn't say he was a retarded single guy?

dstieger wrote:

That's where I stopped following too. But the outcome of the story is the same either way, woman gets everything.