Is this what turning 40 is like????
This sex thread is in honor of Wheel.
R.I.P. Bill.
After 40 "BLACKOUT SEX" act.....
It's been a re-occurance for many F.O.G.'s
On this site for about 5 to 20+ years...
What caused it.....
beer?, bourbon?, vodka?, skunk?,
What?
I had Earl Grey tea, with cream and honey.
Oh, and I was wonderful.
Well, guess who made ol' Z a big cup of tea?
ZRX1200 wrote:
The neighbor down the street you woke up a few nights ago at 3 am?
I've wandered outside, I often make food but rarely eat it. I'll find a Taco or sammich in the microwave when I get up. Couple weeks ago wife said she asked me what I was doing in the kitchen and I said nunya business, and proceeded to peel off some lunchmeat from its stack, and drop it on the floor.
Worst of it is that it happens more when I'm already sleep deprived, making that even worse.
Dunno if I've sleep sexed. Doubt it.
I don't, but apparently I woke my lady up for a midnight romp at 3 a.m. that I honestly don't remember.
That's not sleep walking!!!!
What man has sex and doesn't remember?? Is that even possible??
Many can't remember the last time they has sex, let alone having it and not remembering!
Sounds like the lady had a sex dream, and just said it was you to explain help explain the wet spot.
Cacman, the last time I had sex was an hour and a half ago.
Cacman, the last time I had sex was an hour and a half ago...................I jerked off on the dog
There..........fixed it for ya
Z woke up and asked for sex. The woman, while desperately trying to think of a reason not to have to have sex with him again this year simply told him they already did it and that he was awesome.
