Because you smoked 'em since you had them?🇨🇮

I never knew what 4/20 meant until my kids told me last year. So i told my wife, when we retire, we'll buy some weed and get high for the first month. Then when i found out how much this shizzit cost i said maybe we'll get enough for a weekend!🌫

It may have played at least a supporting role in the decision. :-"

so today is just another day for me

Pass it over to me

Don't bogart that joint my friend

Pass it over to me

Roll another one

Just like the other one

You've been holding on to it

And I sure will like a hit

Roll another one

Just like the other one

That one's burned to the end

Come on and be a real friend

🇨🇮

The morning wake n' bake is the best!

^ Well that's a buzz-kill!

Saget sucks. He should have stayed in his Full House and remained silent.