Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfield briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. To everyone's amazement, all of the color ran from Bush's face. Then he collapsed to his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken and almost whimpering.

Finally, Bush composed himself and asked Rumsfield, "Just exactly how many is a brazillion?"

Fantastic!

hehehe

Chris.

You are warped.....LOL

Charlie

warpped, but funny

too, TOO freakin' funny!

nine

Thanks guys! I can never resist taking jabs at Bush.

now thats funny

thanks for the laugh

Sorry, heard it before. Also heard it with a blonde as the target instead of dubbya.

You know, the sad thing is that with dubbya, it could have been true. Dude made fun of some guy's shades the other day...turns out the man is blind, or at least close to it.

He didn't make fun of the shades. He made mention of them, since it would normally be impolite or at least inappropriate to wear dark sunglasses inside while addressing the president of the United States.

Bush's handlers should have briefed him on the guys condition. I blame them.

It was not big deal.

As for the joke? I have heard it before, and I have used it many times. It's the best Bush joke I've ever heard.

I've heard this joke a brazilian times.

I guess that is a lot... hu!??!?!