Burner02
Tuesday, May 10, 2016 7:24:38 AM
A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives, in their language, when he realizes that the one thing he never really taught them much was how to speak English.

So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."

The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."

The Priest is pleased with the response.

They walk a little further and he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."

The chief looks and grunts, "Rock."

The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes.

As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.

The Priest is really flustered and quickly says, "Man riding a bike."

The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them both.

The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way?

And the chief replied, “My bike.”

And remember to keep off the main roads when riding somebody else's bicycle.

itsawaldo
Tuesday, May 10, 2016 10:00:15 AM
I usually rent bikes....
tailgater
Tuesday, May 10, 2016 11:08:36 AM
All I've got is a unicycle...

deadeyedick
Tuesday, May 10, 2016 12:02:06 PM

All I've got is a unicycle...

tailgater wrote:

😂

tailgater
Tuesday, May 10, 2016 3:40:06 PM
I've got a bike.

You can ride it if you like.

It's got a basket, a bell that rings, and things to make it look good.

I'd give it to you if I could,

But I borrowed it.

frankj1
Tuesday, May 10, 2016 5:35:09 PM
streamers coming out of the ends of the handlebars?
delta1
Tuesday, May 10, 2016 7:58:32 PM
playing cards in the spokes...
Burner02
Tuesday, May 10, 2016 8:03:35 PM

streamers coming out of the ends of the handlebars?

frankj1 wrote:

On the points.

frankj1
Tuesday, May 10, 2016 8:49:29 PM

playing cards in the spokes...

delta1 wrote:

but NEVER Sandy Koufax! Don't care how many I had.

deadeyedick
Tuesday, May 10, 2016 8:53:32 PM
Playing cards not players cards 🤦
jespear
Wednesday, May 11, 2016 1:04:20 AM

Playing cards not players cards 🤦

deadeyedick wrote:

We used balloons.

They were louder than cards . . . just didn't last as long.

frankj1
Wednesday, May 11, 2016 8:45:07 AM

Playing cards not players cards 🤦

deadeyedick wrote:

never even considered that as a kid!

can I get a do-over?

and I liked the joke Burner.