pa-medic
Monday, June 20, 2016 11:25:13 PM
Finally, my first post. I have been anticipating this moment with a mix of dread and elation in my heart.

Will I be scorned or will I be celebrated?

Will I be accepted as a brother or will I be cast aside as an intruder?

Will I contribute or will I be a one post and outer?

Only time will tell if I have what it takes to become part of this group of seemingly amazing people that I have been following and learned so much from on the Cbid forums.

I have been buying cigars on Cbid for a little over a year now and been lurking for part of that time. I kept postponing posting, probably out of intimidation, until recently when SMOKEYOU called me out on it and encouraged me to post (tip of the hat to SMOKEYOU), and for that I thank him.

I am from suburban NY my whole life. Work and volunteer as a Paramedic for the past 25 years. I am also a PA, physician assistant, hence the handle, PA-medic.

I will now crack open a Corona and light up a Tat out on the back deck while I steel myself for the responses.

…..

… and no, I do not want to go camping with ZRX, but thanks for asking.

… and neither waffles nor pancakes, just coffee thank you, the stronger the better.

Mr. Jones
Monday, June 20, 2016 11:34:15 PM
Welcome.

Enjoy the cheap cigars and azzhattery.

pa-medic
Monday, June 20, 2016 11:40:25 PM
Thank you, I will.

Been lurking for a year and Im pretty sure thats the shortest post Ive seen you make.

...and it makes sense too, Im shocked, and honored.

bgz
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Monday, June 20, 2016 11:46:48 PM
So if you've been lurking for a year, I think it's safe to assume you've already rubbed one out to the thonginator and decided on pancakes or waffles.
pa-medic
Monday, June 20, 2016 11:56:21 PM
[quote=bgz]So if you've been lurking for a year, I think it's safe to assume you've already rubbed one out to the thonginator and decided on pancakes or waffles.[/quote]

I believe i answered that question in my first post, it was predictable, do I must repeat myself?

sd72
Tuesday, June 21, 2016 12:00:04 AM
You kinda took the fun outta it. Welcome
bgz
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Tuesday, June 21, 2016 12:00:55 AM
[quote=pa-medic]I believe i answered that question in my first post, it was predictable, do I must repeat myself?[/quote]

Damn, you actually made me read your post...

You made no mention of this, so you should go check it out.

http://www.cigarbid.com/Forum/c/posts/380264/CAT-Challenge-The-Thonginator 

I'm not the one that gives a *@$!% about whether you like waffles or pancakes, it's just protocol.

pa-medic
Tuesday, June 21, 2016 12:05:01 AM
That picture is why it took me a year to post.

A year of therapy, deep brain stimulation, and acid eye washes.

..and I still have nightmares.

But Im recovering.

victor809
Tuesday, June 21, 2016 1:05:33 AM
You use deep brain stimulation when masturbating?... That kinda like e-stim?
pa-medic
Tuesday, June 21, 2016 1:12:06 AM
At my age? whatever it takes. lol

besides, after viewing the Thinginator (intentionally misspelled) the last thing on my mind is masturbation, more like amputation.

KingoftheCove
Tuesday, June 21, 2016 1:26:27 AM
Welcome.............

You talk too much.......

pa-medic
Tuesday, June 21, 2016 1:32:26 AM
Thank you...

Point taken...

Palama
Tuesday, June 21, 2016 1:32:31 AM
Aloha from Hawaii! 👍
pa-medic
Tuesday, June 21, 2016 1:34:19 AM
[quote=Palama]Aloha from Hawaii! 👍 [/quote]

Thank you Palama,

Ive learned a lot from you.

tamapatom
Tuesday, June 21, 2016 1:44:07 AM
[quote=pa-medic]Thank you, I will.

Been lurking for a year and Im pretty sure thats the shortest post Ive seen you make.

...and it makes sense too, Im shocked, and honored.[/quote]

Lurking for a year? Are you SSG? Agent 86? Or kinky little Agent 55?

pa-medic
Tuesday, June 21, 2016 1:53:06 AM
[quote=tamapatom]Lurking for a year? Are you SSG? Agent 86? Or kinky little Agent 55?[/quote]

None of the above, but Get Smart, the original, was one of my favorite shows growing up.

Palama
Tuesday, June 21, 2016 1:56:23 AM
[quote=pa-medic]Thank you Palama,

Ive learned a lot from you.[/quote]

Oh, really? 🤔

danmdevries
Tuesday, June 21, 2016 2:36:13 AM
Welcome to the asylum.
SmokeMonkey
Tuesday, June 21, 2016 7:06:44 AM
Welcome!
Mikekoz13
Tuesday, June 21, 2016 7:16:53 AM
Welcome to the land of the living (posting)!