Burner02
Tuesday, July 12, 2016 11:23:21 AM
Very important rules change!

There will no longer be a penalty stoke for hitting a ball into the water or out of bounds following the recent FBI ruling re: emails.

The USGA, the R&A, and the PGA, after a private meeting with Bill Clinton and Loretta Lynch on her plane, have stated that: "Your opponent must prove that you 'intended' to hit the ball into these hazards in order for there to

be a penalty."

Carelessness or ignorance is therefore NOT intent!!!

Thus, the new "No intent-No penalty" stroke ruling. This will be known in the future as the FBI or "first ball inbounds" rule.

🌫

delta1
Tuesday, July 12, 2016 11:29:38 AM
Been playing that way for years...
Stinkdyr
Tuesday, July 12, 2016 11:33:10 AM
Bill Clinton was famous for his preferred lies on course.

🇨🇮

Burner02
Tuesday, July 12, 2016 11:38:55 AM

Been playing that way for years...

delta1 wrote:

Thought about a career with the USGA?

bgz
  • bgz
  • Herf-A-Holic
Tuesday, July 12, 2016 11:53:04 AM
in that case...

FOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRE!

MACS
Tuesday, July 12, 2016 12:41:07 PM
According to Bill, a Beej is not sexual relations... but I am positive 98.2% of the population would say it is.

And if he believed it was... he's a liar. But he didn't get impeached for lying under oath, so why shouldn't golfers score an 8 as a 4? Oh yeah... it's that damn integrity thing.

Dammit.