ZRX1200
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Thursday, July 14, 2016 3:06:03 PM
A woman has died after a passing train decapitated her while having sex on a railway line.

The woman, who was on top, is believed to have looked up after hearing the train approaching.

She was killed in Ulan-Ude, Siberia, when the accident happened.

According to Russian news agency Pravda the woman and her partner were both homeless and were drunk at the time of the accident.

In recent times there have been a number of incidents near the tracks. A man’s legs were cut off and his body was found four days later.

Earlier this week a mother was hit along with her two young children, aged one and two. The younger one died at the scene while the mother and two-year-old are in a critical condition.

dstieger
Thursday, July 14, 2016 3:17:50 PM
holy ****....that was 'the rest of the story' to a very old joke....LOLOLOL
DrafterX
Thursday, July 14, 2016 3:19:28 PM
🤣

I don't get it... 😟

dstieger
Thursday, July 14, 2016 3:35:05 PM
something about two guys out lost in the woods or something....they split up and explore separate directions one day; when they get back together in the afternoon, the one dude says that he had is way with a beautiful woman that he came across near the railroad tracks.....from the front, the back...even a bit of motorboating.....when asked if he got blown, his reply was "No. I couldn't find the head"
ZRX1200
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Thursday, July 14, 2016 4:20:16 PM
I love hobo jokes.
teedubbya
Thursday, July 14, 2016 4:30:12 PM
Poor CROS
DrMaddVibe
Thursday, July 14, 2016 4:36:21 PM
"You can't get romantic on a subway line.

Conductor don't like it, says you're wastin' your time.

But ev'rybody wants some.

I want some too.

Ev'rybody wants some.

Baby, how 'bout you? ":-"

teedubbya
Thursday, July 14, 2016 4:40:03 PM
No thanks but thanks for asking.
teedubbya
Thursday, July 14, 2016 4:40:27 PM
Come on Dave give me a break.
frankj1
Thursday, July 14, 2016 7:28:43 PM
...a passing train decapitated her while having sex on a railway line.

exactly how do trains have sex on a railway line?

tonygraz
Thursday, July 14, 2016 7:46:42 PM
head on collision.
ZRX1200
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Thursday, July 14, 2016 7:57:39 PM
Laying rails Frank
teedubbya
Thursday, July 14, 2016 11:17:54 PM
I heard it was a trainy
madspackler
Thursday, July 14, 2016 11:27:45 PM
She went out with a bang.
MACS
Friday, July 15, 2016 1:09:16 AM

Come on Dave give me a break.

teedubbya wrote:

Hey, hey, hey... one break... comin' up!!

jackconrad
Friday, July 15, 2016 1:20:51 AM
😰
frankj1
Friday, July 15, 2016 7:52:46 AM
11 thru 15...very funny!